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Bra Saves Life

By |   April - 30 - 2009

Victorias Secret Diamond Bra

Victorias Secret Diamond Bra

A Detroit woman recently discovered a new sort of miracle bra as her life was quite possibly saved by her underwire. The 57 year old looked out her window just as three robbers were escaping from the neighbor’s house, one of the men shot at her and the bullet smashed through the window and right into the metal underwire of the woman’s bra. She escaped virtually unscathed.

This incredible bra story leaves me wondering if my undergarments provide all the protection that they can. My first thought is the Victoria’s Secret Diamond Bra now that has to be a bra with some serious protection, but it’s also a bra with a serious price tag. So maybe I need to arm myself with something a little bit more affordable. The Wacoal Underwire Sports Bra seems to have a generous underwire, but I’m not sure that I would trust it to stop a bullet. Most of the other bras are designed to be sexy rather than bulletproof, like the Chantelle Intimates Caprice 3127 Underwire Bra or the Calvin Klein Color Block Lace Balconette Bra.

So then I decided that maybe I need to step outside of the typical lingerie outlets and did a Google search for bulletproof bras and I came up with a German bulletproof bra but the bra must be used in combination with a bulletproof vest so that kind of defeats the purpose as I’m not about to wear a bulletproof vest.

After further searching I came up with a Sao Paulo story about a 58 year old woman who was saved by a wad of money stuffed into her bra and suddenly I had an idea. What if I combined the Wacoal Underwire Sports Bra with a personal bra stash secret money pouch! I’d be virtually unstoppable!

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