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Celebrities with Ugly Shoes

By |   June - 11 - 2009

No matter where celebrities go their outfits are critiqued by everyone and their brother, and rather unfairly as they’re just mere mortals. But it’s a lot of fun so let’s critique the horrible shoe choices of some celebrities and offer up better ideas.

Jennifer Connelly

Jennifer Connelly

First is Jennifer Connelly’s beat up bath slippers that she decided to wear at the Toronto Film Festival. This dirty, worn, and just plain ugly pair of shoes make her look frumpy, dumpy and like she just stepped out of the shower. If its comfort she’s looking for the Naturalizer Women’s Prissy shoe in White is perfect. Ignore the stupid name of these shoes if you can and focus on the low kitten heel, the interesting strappy details and the fact that they’re a nice clean white color.

 

Beyonce

Beyonce

Beyonce is learning a pretty harsh lesson here, just because a designer name is attached to something doesn’t automatically make it fabulous. These Balenciaga shoes look like Willy Wonka threw up all over them. Unless she’s subbing as a court jester, I think Beyonce would be a better suited in Jessica Simpson’s Women’s Kambodia shoe in Black. The wide elastic straps are bold and comfy while the faux patent leather parts complement her shiny black jacket. Much more understated and much more attractive.

Jennifer Connelly

Jennifer Connelly

Okay, it’s so easy to pick on Jennifer Connelly that I just had to do it again, but really somebody get this girl a stylist. For such a pretty girl she really knows how to make herself look ugly. These shoes could maybe, possibly look good with another outfit but with the outfit she’s got on she’d look a lot better in a very simple pair of black strappy sandals like the Dyeables Women’s Riviera.

 

Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton

 

This is one of those, HUH? moments. There are so many cute boots out there and these are the ones Mischa Barton chose? Since rain boots have become a raging trend, for reasons unknown, I think the Nomad Women’s Puddles in Black/Tan Argyle would look perfect on here as she takes her little pooch for a stroll.

 

Jennifer Connelly

Jennifer Connelly

Okay it’s like shooting fish in a barrel at this point. But really?! A green sequined dress paired with pink/lavender shoes with even more sequins? I think she just puts on the first pair of shoes she can find. She can even keep the sequined shoe look but take it down about 280 notches with Dyeables Women’s Cheryl shoe in silver. These simple shoes are sexy and sparkly and let her loud dress do the screaming all by itself.

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