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Guilty Chris Brown Will Clean Graffiti

By |   June - 24 - 2009
Chris Brown

Chris Brown

Well, it looks like Chris Brown lucked out and will not be serving any hard time for the brutal beating he gave Rihanna, but he has been sentenced. Chris Brown will now be cleaning up Virginia’s streets, one piece of litter and graffiti covered wall at a time. The sentence came after Chris Brown pled guilty and includes 180 days of community service and five years probation. He also has to go back to court every three months to enroll in a domestic violence program.

Since the press is sure to be out in full force on Chris Brown’s first day of clean up duty he may want to keep his whereabouts undercover. For this I recommend the Under Armour Heat Gear Short Sleeved Tee in camouflage. This shirt will help him hide from the cameras and the material is designed to wick moisture away from the body to keep him cool in the summer sun. There is also ArmourBlock which uses bacteria-neutralizing technology to prevent odors, it should also help repel some odors as the R&B singer picks up garbage.

An interesting point of Chris Brown’s sentence is that the judge issued a stay away order which prohibited the two from being within 50 yards of each other or 10 yards when both are attending a public event. The unusual thing is that the severely battered Rihanna wasn’t requesting this order. In fact, the judge admonished her as well suggesting she also work to adhere to the order as well. Since it seems as though Rihanna isn’t interested in any such order it can be assumed that she wants to get close to Chris Brown, in which case she may want to invest in her own camouflage clothing so the couple can sneak around unseen by probing eye. And after they’ve reconciled she may want to invest in a pair of Oakley Women’s Dart Sunglasses to cover any damage that may occur should those domestic violence classes fail to work.

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