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Jessica Alba: The Stealthy Criminal

By |   June - 17 - 2009
The Vandal - Jessica Alba

The Vandal - Jessica Alba

Okay, so last week Jessica Alba “vandalized” the downtown area of Oklahoma City by plastering posters of great white sharks all over town, including Stage Center and a railroad overpass. Her position was that by putting up the posters she could raise awareness and possibly help prevent the great white shark population from further threats and decreasing numbers.

The problem is that under Oklahoma law the poster pushing Alba is guilty of maliciously defacing property which could be considered a felony and carries bit of prison time if the value of the damage is $1000 or more. Estimates only came in at somewhere between $500 and 700 and vandalized property owners as well as local police have decided they really have no interest in pursuing this case.

So it looks like Jessica Alba is in the clear but a word to the wise, the next time she goes out on one of her awareness missions of vandalism she should dress the part, meaning camouflage so no one sees or recognizes you, a pair of stealth sneakers so you can outrun the police, and a pair of super cool sunglasses that further obscure your identity. OR, to really make an impression, how about a sexy swimsuit with a camouflage-like pattern that will help you hide but in the case that you are captured you’ll look so hot no one will care what law you’re breaking.

As a side note, Jessica Alba once again has proven that all publicity is good. More people are now aware of the plight of the great white shark and no one really cares about the vandalism.

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